Is it normal crushes

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  • I'm still waiting to be seduced :*(

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    • (That was an open invite, don't leave me hanging)

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      • Hi there...you wanna go on the swings with me :D no? Ok I understand :(

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        • Is that a euphemism? Do you mean some kind of leather suspension bondage device? Will it hurt?

          I think I'll just... sit on this bench. You go have fun!

          ...Good old bench. Underrated platform, always there when my rear needs support...

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          • Haha you're sick!! It was just a regular playground swing. I was waiting for *name of your favorite actress or whatever* to show up. It was a surprise :( Sheesh, what kind of icky person do you think i am?! ...don't answer that

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            • Oh well I wasn't sure if I'd stumbled into a park or a private 'club'. It's dark and somebody's playing techno music. I just assumed...

              I used to have a recurring dream about swinging so high on a swing that it snapped and I ascended at speed into the clouds :)

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