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I was outside drinking one night and after the disco closed i was about to walk home. I met a guy on the outside, he didnt seem to be drunk but anyway we talked for abit and since i longed for some company after being single for some time we agreed to go to his place. You know what happens next. The next day i wake up on his bed and see that he was not there but had crashed in the livingroom couch. He woke up and we started to talk, then i realized he had no teeth! i couldnt believe i didnt notice that before. He gave me his phone number but i didnt contact him again. Is it normal to be so drunk that you dont realize these things?

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  • dirtybirdy
    11 years ago | pl

    The disco??

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      11 years ago

      Nightclub? im not english. Its a place where you drink and electronical music is playing.

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      • VioletTrees
        11 years ago

        Usually we say "club" or "nightclub" in English.

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      • dirtybirdy
        11 years ago

        I know what you meant :p

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    • ghettomex92
      11 years ago

      ha I thought I was the only one that caught that lol

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      • dirtybirdy
        11 years ago

        Haha I was imagining the OP with an Afro and bellbottoms :)

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  • Justsomejerk
    11 years ago | pl

    Maybe he had falsies in the night before.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      11 years ago

      Yeah haha :p i looked in his bathroom if he had any false teeth in a glass somewhere but i couldnt find any.

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  • spazatikal
    11 years ago

    It's okay! Alcohol has a lovely effect with vision. You probably were focusing on your want/need for company than what your company actually looked like.
    Apparently I agreed to be some guy's gf a few years ago when I was drunk - LOL. I thought he was like, the most amazing guy ever to live that night, and we broke up 3 days later cause he was annoying as fuck!
    A sex life is a sex life - doesn't really seem to matter how you get it if you want it, as long as, well...you get it. Have fun! Life is short, so who says one night stands with teethless men are wrong? I mean, at least he was polite! He slept on the couch and even held a conversation with you afterwards. I just hope you were safe.

    BTW I wish we had "discos" here...the clubs play hip hop and raves (closest thing, I suppose) are full of e-tards and cuddlers, and you never feel alone when random people are dancing all around you, rubbing and hugging you just because you look fun to hug. LOL

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  • thecoldhardtruth
    11 years ago

    That awkward moment when people spell awkward like "akward"

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  • Captain_Kegstand
    11 years ago

    People do strange things when they drink. Just try not to let it become a habit!

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  • Cuntsiclestick
    11 years ago

    Normal. People do weird things when they're drunk.

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  • ghettomex92
    11 years ago

    I'm sorry, but thats pretty fucking slutty of you...honestly if you can drink so much that you think it would be ok to go home with a total stranger you should stop fucking drinking. You can call me an asshole all you want but really what if that guy had been some freak who like hung you upside down by your ankles and like cut you up and killed you or something. You never know what could happen which is why you shouldnt get drunk and give it up to some stranger. You need a good smack in the head to clear your mind.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      11 years ago

      I get what youre saying but having a one night stand is not so unusual.

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    • Guitarist420
      11 years ago

      Stop being so fucking judgmental for fuck's sake, I'm sure you've got skeletons...

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      • ghettomex92
        11 years ago

        Fuck you! I have the right to say whatever I want to whoever I want, that pisses me off! Its like those people that say "Only god can judge me" Bullshit I can judge you as much as I want, what are you gonna do about it?

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    • it's_all_too_much
      11 years ago

      I don't think a smack in the head is a good solution. A lot of people have one night stands. Life is full of risks that we can't always avoid.

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  • dappled
    11 years ago

    I've never really had a one night stand (regardless of how much I drink) but my ex could tell you a whole host of stories like yours. Maybe it's a woman thing with drinking.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      11 years ago

      Maybe it's a woman thing with drinking? It takes two to tango.

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      • dappled
        11 years ago

        Nah, what I meant was that maybe women's standards slip more easily with alcohol (although I'm not sure I actually believe that).

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        • [Old Memory]
          11 years ago

          So do men's though lol.

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          • shade_ilmaendu
            11 years ago

            Drink til she's pretty. XD

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          • BrendioEEE
            11 years ago

            yea but lets face it pretty much every girl is a slut no offence to any girls but ime just saying I notice more slutty behavior in women than non slutty behavior.

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            • [Old Memory]
              11 years ago

              Well they're are all whores with tiny little brains so what do you expect.

              I mean you wouldn't let a woman doctor perform surgery on you would you?

              "give me the fucking scalpel i'll do it myself"

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            • myboyfriendsbitch
              11 years ago

              I get what you're sayin. I said something similar in the "what is a slut" poll. Only thing i disagree with is that ALL women are sluts. That's kind of stereotypical. But yeah, many women won't stop til they get what they want, whereas men wait until the woman they want is available (usually, as far as I've seen).

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            • VioletTrees
              11 years ago

              That's because when guys do it, it's not considered slutty.

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  • Tellurian
    11 years ago

    Alcohol will do that you. I've made out with a few girls at clubs, and it was hot. Seeing them later, outside that environment, they were often decidedly not the type I'd go for, usually.

    But there is a warning in your story: over-indulge at your own risk. A lot worse can happen to you than "getting with ugly"!

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  • snafu
    11 years ago

    thats why god gave us booze!! so the ugly people could have sex too

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  • jabbajabbado.123
    11 years ago

    *smiley

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  • jabbajabbado.123
    11 years ago

    Specsavers is an optician looool and nerd is a smikey on bbm

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  • Allistalla
    11 years ago

    Your were Smashed out of your mind ! Ofcourse its normal ! you dont know what your doing when you are boozed up , seems like you must have drank alot to get so tipsy you did not notice he was toothless.

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  • BundleLoop
    11 years ago

    When u guy's were talkin dint his voise sound Mumbily without his teeth, How dafuq could u understand him :O

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  • [Old Memory]
    11 years ago

    The disco, was John Travolta there?

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  • Avant-Garde
    11 years ago

    Let me guess, you were dancing to Abba weren't you?

    Don't you know that strange things happen when you listen to them?!

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      11 years ago

      I ment nightclub :p

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  • [Old Memory]
    11 years ago

    well, if you go to "the disco" that shit can happen to you, lol.

    But seriously, it's not normal -try to be less drunk/more selective about your sex life.

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  • myboyfriendsbitch
    11 years ago

    My bf was born with a calcium deficiency and had some of his teeth removed very young. He told me i'd seen him a couple times before he felt comfortable wearing a partial. I never noticed. But he is cute without or without 'em. Love is stronger than teeth.

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    • [Old Memory]
      11 years ago

      Love is stronger then teeth overall, but lets not just gloss over how important teeth are. They are pretty damn important.

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      • myboyfriendsbitch
        11 years ago

        It does help that i knew him when he had teeth. I surely wouldn't date just anyone with without teeth... Often it's because of drugs or plain old bad hygiene. But not always. I, myself, have a lovely set of pearly whites, but i would never base or relationship on what's in his mouth ( unless it's a weener or something). One night stands are different, but he could still be a good guy. Only a century ago it was normal to munch with gums.

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        • [Old Memory]
          11 years ago

          Hey whatever floats your boat, I take care of my teeth, if someone of the opposite sex I met that I find attractive flashes me a smile that leads me to believe they DONT take of their teeth, then its adios muchachos.

          I laughed at the "weener or something" part of your post.

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  • LokiXVI
    11 years ago

    you probably have an STD now, congrats on being another drunk slut hooker in this world!

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      11 years ago

      Sorry to disappoint you but no.

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  • jabbajabbado.123
    11 years ago

    go to specsavers *nerd*

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    • ghettomex92
      11 years ago

      What the fuck is specsavers?? And I'm no nerd, a geek maybe, but not a nerd. And why would you consider me a nerd anyways because I'm telling this girl who isn't very bright to lighten up on drinking? I mean fuck, I just felt I should say something...would you go get wasted and sleep with a total stranger? I wouldn't, though I do enjoy the occasional scotch or shot of whiskey I would never drink so much that I lose my inhibitions.

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