Is it normal about my religious frying pleasure

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I recieve a wave of sexual pleasure everytime that my scrotum touches the bottom of my frying pan. i also get mega horny when i hear religious passages whilst i masturbate. I'm very shy about the whole thing and my girlfriend doesn't know about it yet, help me out guys, is it normal? :/

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Based on 11 votes (1 yes)
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  • dappled
    13 years ago

    It's completely normal. Most men keep a frying pan and a bible handy about their person for just such a purpose. For me, I use a wok for extra comfort, but the choice is yours.

    I am SO going to answer every single question like this come April Fool's Day.

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  • Avant-Garde
    10 years ago

    Next time as you are about to cook, look deeply into your pan's bottom as you caress it and passionately make sweet sweet grease on it.

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  • Faceless
    13 years ago

    Woah. I thought this was gonna be about cooking religious meals or something. Instead we were tricked into reading about your weird masturbation festivities. Not cool OP, not cool.

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    • howaminotmyself
      13 years ago

      "masturbation festivities" please don't invite me. It offends my inner prude. But feel free to install a webcam for the event.

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  • Caringluvu
    13 years ago

    man u must be a something else, frying pan is a serious case but while using the bible it an abuse to holy sanctuary and might not be too nice

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  • Darkoil
    13 years ago

    I second that this is normal, if your feeling extra kinky get the george foreman out and grill your balls for a little while as well, watch songs of praise at the same time for extra pleasure.

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