Is it normal about my friend's mental powers?

Wow, sounds like he has some sort of microtrollinesis, perhaps even trollfeseance. Has he ever used his power to excite your prostate gland and stir your penal gland to its fully erected state?

Any dish you want, he says, as long as he's got the ingredients. So I asked for cod mornay. He says he's fresh out of cods and he hasn't had a mornay since last tomorrow. So I asked for cherry surprise. I didn't appreciate his comments on that one, and still he came up with no food. So I lowered the steaks and asked if he could cook them with his mind. Amazingly, it worked. He had to put them right on a lit barbecue before his powers got going but when he did that, it just seemed like magic.

XD the comments on here are so funny lol tollenace or whatever xD

Oh ok, but if I try to post a poll asking how often people jack off i get DENIED?

what a joke.