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...when I see a midget, I just wanna pick him up and run and see how far I can get.
I get the feeling with the average midget, I could probably make it quite some distance without breaking a sweat.
Does anyone else ever get this urge?
Yeah, but I just get so nervous thinking about it. So many questions run through my mind.
Would he talk to me? What would he say? Would he ask where we were going? Would he tell me his name?
Would I have to explain that I was perfectly sane it's just that both of us had got a little carried away (him in a more literal sense...)
12 feet. Make sure you're wearing knee pads. The police aren't gentle when they tackle you.
Believe me, I know.
Not really. I like giving piggy backs to girls, but that's about the only thoughts I have of carrying someone smaller than me.
Never had the chance. The two I've known have both been male.
Although there was a show on TV here a couple of years ago that starred an Australian actress who was also a dwarf and I went a bit nuts for her. She was great!
So yeah, I guess I would. I'd never really thought about it.
Would you?
Aww. That's pretty cool. I know there's an actor too, I don't know his name but I've seen him in well known movies a few times.
Mmm... No, I don't think so. Although I would befriend them. It'll be cool to sit with one of them and ask them all kinds of questions.
Have you ever seen those huge outdoor chess boards where the pawns are about the size of a midget? It's so big you can walk amongst the pieces and see them from any angle. I've actually played with one, like the below but black and white:
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3661/3471163724_1e726ba126.jpg
Anyway, just occurred to me that if we got 32 midgets and dressed them as chess pieces, we could play just by telling them where to move. This is probably really degrading, isn't it?
Plus, it's kind of fun moving the huge pieces yourself.
I've actually never seen one of those in real life. I've seen them online and in forums, but never in vivid detail. Are they heavy? What are they usually made of? I have to Google this.
Hehehe. I think that's a brilliant idea! We just need to go somewhere where 32 midgets would volunteer to dress up as chess pieces and do as we tell them. :P
But who would stop me? How would it end? Would most people just assume me and the midget were friends and we were fooling around, lifting each other off the ground or maybe he was in a rush and I was helping him out.
Maybe it's sick, maybe it's wrong, maybe it's midget-napping, but I've got so used to thinking this through, I'm scared it's something I might actually do.
Seriously.
Under the right circumstances, I don't think I'd be able to help myself.
It's quite the conundrum, no?
And once I had the midget, where the hell would I even take the midget? I mean, it's not as if I've a plan. There's only really so many places that you'd be welcome with a struggling midget held in your hands.
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