Is it normal , can anyone help me further my relationship with satan ?

I want to have a deep connection with him .

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42% Normal
Based on 45 votes (19 yes)
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Comments ( 19 )
  • CozmoWank

    Would you settle for furthering your relationship with a guy named Stan?

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    • Nastynate

      Chris saves Stan plays

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  • BlackCatsAreAwesome

    Satan, like god, doesn't exist.
    I know because I've offered many times to give my life to him if he can make me rich but I'm still not.

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  • xfg52

    fuck a goat

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    • greatman051

      This is a really good idea

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  • Murun

    He's a fictitious character representing part of the human psyche, just like god.

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  • Ericharris

    I'm pretty sure nobody can make your relationship stronger with Satan but you

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  • Goomats

    News flash. Satan is not a good guy. He lies to people and gives them things that they think they want but will eventually destroy them. Culture tries to make it out like he's an open-minded party animal who likes heavy metal and that God is an old, snotty kill-joy but that is NOT TRUE.
    Satan is jealous of humans and wants to destroy them. No matter how smart or old you are, you cannot be more clever than Satan and he WILL A)inspire you to make bad choices which will hurt you in THIS life and B) send you to Hell and hurt you in the NEXT life.

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  • Halloween75

    Satan is better than the altenative

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  • Davidandmydad

    Your question gives you your own answer. Damian is in the same situation. You are able to connect to him sexually. Male or female, your desire is temptation and the DEVIL has urges as well.

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  • AntiArchon

    sorry dude, just like god, satan isn't real.. but if they were real i'm totally on his side.. he's the lesser of the 2 evils. "god" is a freaking tyrannical psychopathic dickwad:p

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    • IsnotOkay

      What's wrong with you?

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  • Atgod

    Depends what kind of satanism? Levayan?, left hand path? Theistic?

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  • llamalover

    have you tried sacrifice?

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  • Nastynate

    Summon a daemon with the proper rites and incantations. Make a deal but not with the first one you meet. Follow Crowley's method. Look into it

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  • bob7

    Just suicide , and you meet him in hell

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    • yoyoza

      That's the most stupid thing I've ever heard.

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      • bob7

        Why

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    • anaesthetize

      hahaha!!!! i totally agree :D:D :D

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