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What is a Mormon?
Who here is a Mormon?
What does it mean to be a Mormon?
Where do Mormons go when they die?
What is Google?
best response I've heard in a long time
We Mormons don't believe in google it is a tool of the Mormon devil! Using it will land you straight in Mormon hell!
You are a piece of poo
Aren't we all but pieces of poo in this giant sewer?
Basically answers 99% of questions here.
But does it answer the question, "Why are we here?".
We are here because our parents decided to mate.
Especially why are mormons here?
This is more to educate the other great minds of this site about the wonderful aspects of Mormonism!
I am here to gather sheep for the Mormon god's army!
Sheep are easily led
I'm not buying you a pint!
Buy me a pint and I will bestow upon you twenty of the most beautiful Mormon cattle you have ever seen!
We Mormons have a thing for farm animals! They're the only beasts that can satisfy our massive cocks!
Pint of milk it is then
Would like to join your Moron cult
Why would someone write this?
I wrote this to spread the beauty of Mormon!
I don't know who I am anymore...
Should I end it all?
If I kill myself my life will have been an illusion but if I don't I still won't exist here. No one will else either.
I'll spend the rest of my life trapped in a meaningless void until the universe snuffs me out. I don't want to be here. I'm not a toy. I deserve to know the truth. But if I kill my self and I turn out to be wrong my conciseness will cease to exist. But I don't know the alternative. I wish I knew but I'm stuck in a state of horrible ignorance until I die and find out the "truth".
Hello my friend! How are you?
Mormon girls are gorgeous.
Yes all the worlds most beautiful girls are Mormon! We also believe in polygamy! Just two of the many benefits of being a Mormon!
I'm worried about everyone on this post 😂
a member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, a religion founded in the US in 1830 by Joseph Smith, Jr.
This can help: https://youtu.be/GVJgmp2Tc2s I believe from the Book of Mormon
wait, im pretty sure mormoms arent allowed to use websites like this
aren't you gonna go to hell or something
Where are my goddamn magic underware? If I don't wear them, I'll never be transported to the Mother Ship.
I got an extra pair for you my brother!
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