Is It Mormon

What is a Mormon?
Who here is a Mormon?
What does it mean to be a Mormon?
Where do Mormons go when they die?

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  • What is Google?

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    • best response I've heard in a long time

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    • This is more to educate the other great minds of this site about the wonderful aspects of Mormonism!

      I am here to gather sheep for the Mormon god's army!

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      • Sheep are easily led
        I'm not buying you a pint!

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        • Buy me a pint and I will bestow upon you twenty of the most beautiful Mormon cattle you have ever seen!

          We Mormons have a thing for farm animals! They're the only beasts that can satisfy our massive cocks!

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  • Why would someone write this?

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    • I wrote this to spread the beauty of Mormon!

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    • I don't know who I am anymore...

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      • Should I end it all?

        If I kill myself my life will have been an illusion but if I don't I still won't exist here. No one will else either.
        I'll spend the rest of my life trapped in a meaningless void until the universe snuffs me out. I don't want to be here. I'm not a toy. I deserve to know the truth. But if I kill my self and I turn out to be wrong my conciseness will cease to exist. But I don't know the alternative. I wish I knew but I'm stuck in a state of horrible ignorance until I die and find out the "truth".

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  • Mormon girls are gorgeous.

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    • Yes all the worlds most beautiful girls are Mormon! We also believe in polygamy! Just two of the many benefits of being a Mormon!

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  • I'm worried about everyone on this post 😂

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  • a member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, a religion founded in the US in 1830 by Joseph Smith, Jr.

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  • This can help: https://youtu.be/GVJgmp2Tc2s I believe from the Book of Mormon

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  • wait, im pretty sure mormoms arent allowed to use websites like this

    aren't you gonna go to hell or something

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  • Where are my goddamn magic underware? If I don't wear them, I'll never be transported to the Mother Ship.

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