Is it acceptable to not be fond of the elderly?

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  • dappled
    12 years ago | pl

    Hmm, well, can I talk to you for a moment about the benefits of joining the purple club? We have many cool members (don't listen to the cool blue people... they only have so many recruits because it's the default colour) and we'll give you a free pen when you sign up for one year's membership.

    Dealio?

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    • Yumazing
      12 years ago | pl

      Free pen? Hmm. The yellow club gave me a ferrarri...

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      • dappled
        12 years ago | pl

        A Ferrari? We can't really compete with that. If you join up, though, I'll push you around in a shopping trolley for a bit. Much more fun than a Ferrari!

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        • Yumazing
          12 years ago | pl

          I'll take it!:D
          Now let's go find a shopping cart...

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          • dappled
            12 years ago | pl

            Wow. You actually did it. This is the first time in my life I've ever persuaded anyone into anything. I seriously feel like hugging you right now.

            I've actually pushed someone in a shopping trolley before (they had a great time, although I was a bit out of breath afterwards). I give you my solemn word that if you turn up in England and happen to be on my patch, I will push you around on the skate park or something, and give you a shopping ride you'll never forget! :D

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            • Yumazing
              12 years ago | pl

              Haha, alright! I want a hug!:]
              Note to self: Go to England; stalk dappled.

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              • dappled
                12 years ago | pl

                New rule of the purple club. You get a hug for every month you stay purple! Not that this is much of an incentive.

                And nooo, don't come to England and stalk me. Stalk me while I'm on holiday somewhere else. The other stalkers never think of following me on holiday and so you won't have to compete with them! :P

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