Is having sex with bigmacs normal?

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I tend to have sex with hamburgers very often. The grease burns my penis but it acts as lube at the same time. I think it is very sexy. I have fallen into crippling debt because of all of the hamburgers that I've destroyed. Now the real problem is all of the rashes that have appeared, presumably from the grease. They sting all day every day and sometimes it bring me to tears in public. I just want to know if everyone has this same problem. Is it a phase or a lifelong thing? Should I seek help? Thank you.

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  • 1000deadfraggles
    7 years ago

    Turn an Arby's roast beef sandwich sideways and it's basically a vagina. Sometimes they skimp on beef though, so you should go for a philly beef and swiss or giant roast beef sandwich to play it safe

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  • Cuntsiclestick
    7 years ago

    Is having sex with a Big Mac a euphemism for obesity? Are you trying to say that Big Macs are poison because they definitely are.

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  • NotNormalBro
    7 years ago

    100% normal. I do it all the time.

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  • randypete
    7 years ago

    eat the hamburger with cum on it yummy

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  • John_Ivane
    7 years ago

    I really don't know what to say, man...
    Are you serious? Will you gonna get married if she's getting pregnant?
    USE PROTECTION next time. Seriously.

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  • Linus
    7 years ago

    Have you tried a whopper? The onion rings double as cock rings. For the pain I would dip it in vanilla shake afterward.

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  • Asylum
    7 years ago

    You fuck dead cows umm I don't know what to say but fuck away

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  • RobC
    7 years ago

    I'm really a burger King man myself

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  • iisuperwomanii
    7 years ago

    ew why would u have fucking sex with a hamburger

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  • happywheels
    7 years ago

    delicious

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  • Fall_leaves
    7 years ago

    Please tell me you don't work in the food service industry.

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    • wigz
      7 years ago

      He services food.

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  • wigz
    7 years ago

    Ask for a McDouble with Mac sauce, they're only a dollar and change instead of like $4-5 for a Big Mac.

    For the grease sores, I'd say wash off with Dawn dish soap afterwards. It's tough on grease so they say.

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    • mrbrownfinger
      7 years ago

      "so they say" sounds like the voice of experience there.

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      • wigz
        7 years ago

        Well yeah, I shower with it after doing mechanic work.

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  • mrbrownfinger
    7 years ago

    Do you eat the bigmac afterwards? You should go to subway and try sticking it up your arse too

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  • BlackyHancock
    7 years ago

    special sauce?

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