Is Elvis Still Alive Or Not?

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  • He is alive. He's in my basement eating sandwiches.

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    • So you'll be able to resolve a question that has tormented Elvis-nuts for decades.

      Are the sandwiches grilled peanut butter and banana, or are they peanut butter, banana and bacon?

      Given how he apparently ate those by the stack, it's not exactly surprising that he got a tad chunky at the end.

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      • I don't know, he usually eat the entire peanut jar before the sandwich is even started.

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