I'm the best lover in the world - ask my wife (42 years my junior) - & never needed to go near a butthole to please a woman.
ALL women are 100% satisfied with sex in the missionary position
Period. & by that I don't mean on her period. That scares me as much as every other sex act that isn't missionary.
Kids these days taking about "oral sex" & "anal sex"...
& this whole "foreplay" thing.
Must be your vile, evil gawd giving you these ideas
is doing anal normal
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Goddamn kids.
I'm the best lover in the world - ask my wife (42 years my junior) - & never needed to go near a butthole to please a woman.
ALL women are 100% satisfied with sex in the missionary position
Period. & by that I don't mean on her period. That scares me as much as every other sex act that isn't missionary.
Kids these days taking about "oral sex" & "anal sex"...
& this whole "foreplay" thing.
Must be your vile, evil gawd giving you these ideas