Lol. My former manager named Craig is a little strange but not in a bad way. He'd come into the store (drug store) to pay his bills etc. in disguise. He didn't want anyone to recognize him outside of work. He'd wear a black or brown fedora, sunglasses and changed his voice. (He also has a mustache but I'll get to that later.) I remember not recognizing him once when he was at my window and thinking, "This guy is acting weird." Then I stared at him and realized it was him and laughed my ass off.
Whenever I use to see him on his day off he ALWAYS wore shorts with knee high socks.
Every so often he'd get into these really bad moods lasting a month where he was just grumpy all the time NO MATTER WHAT. It was always a joke that he was on his man period. An employee who had just become a manager and transferred stores visited us one day and my manager didn't want to talk to him. He was kind of being rude to him but he knew that was just Craig being Craig in one of his infamous moods.
He LOVES Canada and has a cabin there that was formerly his father's that he goes to with his wife on vacations. It was/is a running joke about his obsession with Canada. I would hide drawings of him holding a Canadian flag saying, "Muahaha Canada!" in the money he had to count at the end of the night. ("Muahaha" was/is our impersonation of him (because that's how he sounds) and another running joke.)
On to the mustache. Now and then he wanted to train his to curl upward so he'd constantly be curling it and it annoyed the hell out of some of the employees because it was creepy. Lol. Yet another running gag is the dreaded mustache. I still send and receive mustache gag photos to/from a friend/former coworker.
Is Craig the worst name ever?
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Lol. My former manager named Craig is a little strange but not in a bad way. He'd come into the store (drug store) to pay his bills etc. in disguise. He didn't want anyone to recognize him outside of work. He'd wear a black or brown fedora, sunglasses and changed his voice. (He also has a mustache but I'll get to that later.) I remember not recognizing him once when he was at my window and thinking, "This guy is acting weird." Then I stared at him and realized it was him and laughed my ass off.
Whenever I use to see him on his day off he ALWAYS wore shorts with knee high socks.
Every so often he'd get into these really bad moods lasting a month where he was just grumpy all the time NO MATTER WHAT. It was always a joke that he was on his man period. An employee who had just become a manager and transferred stores visited us one day and my manager didn't want to talk to him. He was kind of being rude to him but he knew that was just Craig being Craig in one of his infamous moods.
He LOVES Canada and has a cabin there that was formerly his father's that he goes to with his wife on vacations. It was/is a running joke about his obsession with Canada. I would hide drawings of him holding a Canadian flag saying, "Muahaha Canada!" in the money he had to count at the end of the night. ("Muahaha" was/is our impersonation of him (because that's how he sounds) and another running joke.)
On to the mustache. Now and then he wanted to train his to curl upward so he'd constantly be curling it and it annoyed the hell out of some of the employees because it was creepy. Lol. Yet another running gag is the dreaded mustache. I still send and receive mustache gag photos to/from a friend/former coworker.