When my parents got a house in the mountains, after the renovations and rebuilding, a bunch of hornets made a nest on one corner of the house. Massive hornets, fucking things were about the size of a human thumb. Very aggressive, very nasty, they would bite and sting anyone.
Me and my dad waged a 3 week war on them. Spraying them with bug spray regularly and me trying the occasional stunt to burn them. My mom and my girlfriend didn't leave the house during that period. I got stinged multiple times and so did my dad. But in the end we won. And I got my revenge. Any hornets that were fairly alive, I gathered and put in a plastic bottle. I placed the plastic bottle in the middle of our lawn and taped a can of starter fluid and a can of lighter fluid to the hornet bottle. Then I got my rifle and did a bit of target practice and blew them up! Mwahahaha! Human superiority vs hornet uselessness. Petty revenge never felt so good.
I really hate hornets and wasps more than anything!
A real superhero right there. I’d of given up after simply seeing one. I’ve only gotten stung once but that was already to much for me. Pretty badass ending tho bet that did feel nice.
Wasps and hornets are evil bastards. When a bee, or a yellow jacket stings you, they sting once and fly away and they only resort to stinging if provoked. Not giant hornets. They cling on to you as hard as they can, they bite and sting you, more than once if they have the opportunity. And their jaws are strong enough to cut your skin and leave you bleeding. And they attack, whenever they sense humans nearby. Nasty evil things. Watching them squirm after being sprayed was fun.
Sure did feel nice, as I felt a quick death from bugspray poisoning wasn't enough for the hornets. I wanted more. My dad thought I was being ridiculous and stupid and was against me blowing up hornets. But I didn't listen, so he finally gave in and told me to blow them up on a patch with the worst grass, since there was still some lawn work left.
I blew them up and laughed like a maniac! My dad had a faint smile and said "It was kinda cool tho..."
When it happen to me I was hiking and suddenly got stung in my leg. I remember the thing fell on the ground and I think it was dying then I think I remember having to pull out the stinger or something. That sounds terrifying it definitely wasn’t that bad for me. I can’t think of a better grand finale.
Is anyone else afraid of Hornets and Wasps
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When my parents got a house in the mountains, after the renovations and rebuilding, a bunch of hornets made a nest on one corner of the house. Massive hornets, fucking things were about the size of a human thumb. Very aggressive, very nasty, they would bite and sting anyone.
Me and my dad waged a 3 week war on them. Spraying them with bug spray regularly and me trying the occasional stunt to burn them. My mom and my girlfriend didn't leave the house during that period. I got stinged multiple times and so did my dad. But in the end we won. And I got my revenge. Any hornets that were fairly alive, I gathered and put in a plastic bottle. I placed the plastic bottle in the middle of our lawn and taped a can of starter fluid and a can of lighter fluid to the hornet bottle. Then I got my rifle and did a bit of target practice and blew them up! Mwahahaha! Human superiority vs hornet uselessness. Petty revenge never felt so good.
I really hate hornets and wasps more than anything!
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You know they are not useless. Like bees they help polinate and they kill insects and rodents. So they are decent pest control and good for gardens.
A real superhero right there. I’d of given up after simply seeing one. I’ve only gotten stung once but that was already to much for me. Pretty badass ending tho bet that did feel nice.
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Wasps and hornets are evil bastards. When a bee, or a yellow jacket stings you, they sting once and fly away and they only resort to stinging if provoked. Not giant hornets. They cling on to you as hard as they can, they bite and sting you, more than once if they have the opportunity. And their jaws are strong enough to cut your skin and leave you bleeding. And they attack, whenever they sense humans nearby. Nasty evil things. Watching them squirm after being sprayed was fun.
Sure did feel nice, as I felt a quick death from bugspray poisoning wasn't enough for the hornets. I wanted more. My dad thought I was being ridiculous and stupid and was against me blowing up hornets. But I didn't listen, so he finally gave in and told me to blow them up on a patch with the worst grass, since there was still some lawn work left.
I blew them up and laughed like a maniac! My dad had a faint smile and said "It was kinda cool tho..."
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When it happen to me I was hiking and suddenly got stung in my leg. I remember the thing fell on the ground and I think it was dying then I think I remember having to pull out the stinger or something. That sounds terrifying it definitely wasn’t that bad for me. I can’t think of a better grand finale.