Is a volcano part of the iluminati?

Yes
Everything
Shaped like a triangle is the Iluminati
You're on the RIGHT TRACK

they weighs thousandsa tons blows up and ruins peoples lives at random times emits noxious sulfuric gases and has a big hot hole they throws virgins into

more likely volcanoes is yalls mother

There is no illuminati. Just a bunch of rich, fucking, wankers.

This is in my list of stupidest questions ever asked.

My noes kind looks like a triangle does that mean I’m illuminitai

Yes

Really "illuminati". no such thing as illuminati.

When you woke up this morning, did it look like you were inside a spaceship with a probe shoved up into your anus?

The illuminati is a wanker society. They have no talent. They have no influence. They simply wank.

What?

I think you're on to something important.