Is a two-tone poo a noteable event or not?
I astounded myself the other day when I produced the most exquisite poo, with both light and dark counterparts. These were neatly seperated down the shaft from tip to tail, like a chocolate covered shortbread biscuit ( but the shortbread being more like the colour of stained pine). Are my insides getting so bored that they've started colour coding my poo, or have I just been missing it my whole life?