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  • LornaMae
    4 years ago | pl

    Why, I still am! I've been measuring them for years on end and none of them have ever measured up to you!

    I've been waiting for you all my life, Cozmo! ;*

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    • CozmoWank
      4 years ago | pl

      Oh my little lamb shanks. I believe you, really I do.
      😏

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      • LornaMae
        4 years ago | pl

        I'm so glad you do!

        COME AND TAKE ME, COZ'!!!

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        • CozmoWank
          4 years ago | pl

          Ok, but could you wear one of those Brazilian carnival costumes?

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          • LornaMae
            4 years ago | pl

            Ah, that stereotype... During my life, when in foreign countries, I've seen a certain glistening look in some men's eyes suddenly appear when they knew where I came from, as if picturing me scantily clad, covered in glitter, sparkles and feathers. I felt violated, to be honest.

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            • CozmoWank
              4 years ago | pl

              It's okay. I'm a nice pervert.

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              • LornaMae
                4 years ago | pl

                I didn't mean violated by you saying it, you are one of the best pervs!! I just thought I'd mention how common it is IRL.

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