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  • What?? I thought you were saving yourself for me!?!?

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    • Why, I still am! I've been measuring them for years on end and none of them have ever measured up to you!

      I've been waiting for you all my life, Cozmo! ;*

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      • Oh my little lamb shanks. I believe you, really I do.
        😏

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        • I'm so glad you do!

          COME AND TAKE ME, COZ'!!!

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          • Ok, but could you wear one of those Brazilian carnival costumes?

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            • Ah, that stereotype... During my life, when in foreign countries, I've seen a certain glistening look in some men's eyes suddenly appear when they knew where I came from, as if picturing me scantily clad, covered in glitter, sparkles and feathers. I felt violated, to be honest.

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