Ah, that stereotype... During my life, when in foreign countries, I've seen a certain glistening look in some men's eyes suddenly appear when they knew where I came from, as if picturing me scantily clad, covered in glitter, sparkles and feathers. I felt violated, to be honest.
Is 5 inches short?
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What?? I thought you were saving yourself for me!?!?
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Why, I still am! I've been measuring them for years on end and none of them have ever measured up to you!
I've been waiting for you all my life, Cozmo! ;*
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Oh my little lamb shanks. I believe you, really I do.
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I'm so glad you do!
COME AND TAKE ME, COZ'!!!
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Ok, but could you wear one of those Brazilian carnival costumes?
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Ah, that stereotype... During my life, when in foreign countries, I've seen a certain glistening look in some men's eyes suddenly appear when they knew where I came from, as if picturing me scantily clad, covered in glitter, sparkles and feathers. I felt violated, to be honest.
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It's okay. I'm a nice pervert.