The first time I ever measured mine was because a strange woman phoned me and asked me to. So I went in the bathroom (I was at work) and measured it up and then came back and told her. Then she said something very rude.
But here we are. I honestly did miss you. Not going to admit it tomorrow, though, so accept it today while you can. Tomorrow it's all vinegar and bile.
Is 5.5 Inches A Good Penis Size?
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The first time I ever measured mine was because a strange woman phoned me and asked me to. So I went in the bathroom (I was at work) and measured it up and then came back and told her. Then she said something very rude.
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LornaMae
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Hahahaha good rude or bad rude?
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Hamartia
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I found it quite delightful but alas never got to take her up on her kind offer, or prove that her statement about her velvet passage held true.
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LornaMae
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You mother's tape measure didn't go out far enough
Sounds lovely :)
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I wouldn't go as far as lovely. It was morally acceptable. No more than that.
Okay, maybe a tiny bit more.
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Oh, you didn't just lay that one out for me! Not biting, though. hahaha
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But here we are. I honestly did miss you. Not going to admit it tomorrow, though, so accept it today while you can. Tomorrow it's all vinegar and bile.