INN I imagine the children I babysit as the children of my crush and I

"Hi, I'm the babysitter"

"Oh, but your black?"

"Uh..yeah?"

"Sorry hold on one minute"

*walks back into the house, were you can still faintly hear him talking to his wife..

"Um...honey?"

"Yes dear?"

"The babysitter is here..and...well..."

"well what?"

"Well it's just...well..she's black"

"Have you called the police?"

"No I didn't think about it!"

"Well fucking call them! She is going to kill our kids!"

"And smoke crack"

"And give our kids crack"

"Kill her!!!!!"