Inn for an egg mcmuffin to obliterate all my motivation to get things done?

It’s like...I wake up, I’m on top of the world, I’m finally gonna get all the much needed things done that I’ve been putting off....
Then BAM 💥 egg McMuffin
Now.... if It were possible to do LESS than NOTHING I would.

Voting Results
60% Normal
Based on 15 votes (9 yes)
Help us keep this site organized and clean. Thanks!
[ Report Post ]
Comments ( 15 )
  • Wryladradofft

    Have you ever bit down on a mcmuffin and had the uncomfortable experience of a small piece of eggshell getting crushed in your teeth? It's the worst. Especially since for at least a brief second you'll panic thinking you just crunched down on a small shard of glass

    Comment Hidden ( show )
      -
    • raisinbran

      It’s even worse when you bite down on a tendon or piece of bone.

      Comment Hidden ( show )
    • olderdude-xx

      and that is likely harmless...

      Most people these days do not remember before when apples and other fruits were not massively sprayed with some form of pesticides.

      Even "organic" fruit is sprayed with "organic" pesticides - actually a lot more often with a higher coating per fruit than "non-organic" pesticides. It's one of the scams behind "organic" fruit. Most of you would not be willing to actually buy fruit that was misshaped and had obvious insect bites on it - as most natural fruit has without the insecticides ("organic insecticide" or not).

      Anyway... an eggshell, tendon, bone, is nothing like finding half a worm in an apple.... as it is now obvious that you have just eaten at least part of a worm...

      On the other hand... I must have done that dozens of times in my youth (as did everyone); and no one ever got sick from it (other than mental distress).

      ps: if you don't believe me on the "organic" pesticides... Look up "Copper Sulfate" spraying on the internet. It's not the only chemical used as a pesticide that is considered "organic" by the "organic" industry.

      Comment Hidden ( show )
  • a-curious-bunny

    There's only one thing I ever do after eating a McDonald's. Sit on the toilet for about an hour.

    Comment Hidden ( show )
  • SkullsNRoses

    Fear not my son, for there is a simple solution at hand! As soon as you wake up each morning you must get out of bed and watch Ronald McDonald in this short educational film:

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=anInKxofa3U

    If you still desire a McMuffin after that I’ll send Dicky to your house.

    Comment Hidden ( show )
      -
    • Boojum

      That's fucking hilarious.

      The one thing I don't understand is how the hell it's still on YouTube five years on from it being put up, since McDonald's is notorious for litigating for trademark infringement.

      Possibly the most absurd case is McDonald's taking a Danish a hotdog stand owner to court after he named his stand McAllan. He named it that in tribute to his favourite Scotch, MacAllan's, and contacted the distillery to see if they would object. They didn't, but McDonald's decided that Danish customers were so stupid that they wouldn't notice the entirely different name and realise there was some difference between a major multinational fast-food company and a one-man hotdog stand.

      McDonald's lost the case.

      Comment Hidden ( show )
  • Cuntsiclestick

    Why not just make your own version of an Egg McMuffin at home?

    Comment Hidden ( show )
  • bbrown95

    Is there a possibility that junk food and fast food make you feel bad, and therefore not feeling up to doing anything?

    Comment Hidden ( show )
  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

    drink a gallona coffee to overcome it

    Comment Hidden ( show )
      -
    • LloydAsher

      What so you piss and or shit an hour later?

      Comment Hidden ( show )
        -
      • Right, pissing and shitting is so gross, I try to avoid going at all cost

        Comment Hidden ( show )
  • rocketdave

    Agree, they gave me guts ache too!

    Comment Hidden ( show )
  • isitnormal_1

    Hahah!! This is so funny. Yeah man lol..sometimes I get stomachaches after eating those, and I feel like shit. Def have low energy afterward and feel completely awful. Lol. I literally lol'd at this haha, take care!!!

    Comment Hidden ( show )
  • dirtybirdy

    Bill Burr would agree

    Comment Hidden ( show )
  • Schizotravestie

    Le sucre et la graisse sont responsables de troubles de l'humeur et de la dépression.

    Comment Hidden ( show )