Long story short, it was in my college days. Me, my best mate and this dude got together at my place. We had a bit to drink and we decided we'd go out and help our mate to find a girl. We'd try stuff like chatting up the girls for him, inviting girls over to our table, giving him tips on how to approach a girl at the bar... Everything failed. We'd get a girl interested and he'd forget everything we told him and start mumbling about diseases and medicine... Me and my best mate laughed our butts off, kinda annoyed the dude. Anyway, he forgave us...
Thought I'd try something else, cause at one point this dude was beyond depression... So I gave him the number of my ex. She was a woman that would fuck pretty much anything that was a man and would ask her for sex. Massive slut, but hey I was drunk, stupid and on a long beach holiday and she could suck like a turbo... Anyway, she went on a date with him and wasn't impressed... She proceeded to tell him he sucked and it was the worst date she's ever been on.
Guess the guy is destined to walk the journey of life alone.
I'm sorry all of your efforts were in vain, but at least it shows you do care as a friend and that makes you a good person.
I however, don't feel all too bad for him. Like I get it, it sucks to be alone but he wouldn't take any advice regardless so it's completely his own fault.
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Long story short, it was in my college days. Me, my best mate and this dude got together at my place. We had a bit to drink and we decided we'd go out and help our mate to find a girl. We'd try stuff like chatting up the girls for him, inviting girls over to our table, giving him tips on how to approach a girl at the bar... Everything failed. We'd get a girl interested and he'd forget everything we told him and start mumbling about diseases and medicine... Me and my best mate laughed our butts off, kinda annoyed the dude. Anyway, he forgave us...
Thought I'd try something else, cause at one point this dude was beyond depression... So I gave him the number of my ex. She was a woman that would fuck pretty much anything that was a man and would ask her for sex. Massive slut, but hey I was drunk, stupid and on a long beach holiday and she could suck like a turbo... Anyway, she went on a date with him and wasn't impressed... She proceeded to tell him he sucked and it was the worst date she's ever been on.
Guess the guy is destined to walk the journey of life alone.
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I walk a lonely road...
I'm sorry all of your efforts were in vain, but at least it shows you do care as a friend and that makes you a good person.
I however, don't feel all too bad for him. Like I get it, it sucks to be alone but he wouldn't take any advice regardless so it's completely his own fault.
You sound like a good friend though.