To be fair to the OP, it sounds like they were the one who was robbed.
All they were doing was innocently hanging out in a dark alley and hoping to get rid of some spare opioids they happened to find in their medicine cabinet.
I was actually trying to buy them from a girl who had me take her to a gas station to get them. She said hold on and my friend said yo she just jumped in a car and drove off. We chased them. They pulled over and I pulled up to them and there was a midget sitting in the middle seat. The girl said "we just had to go down the street to get it. We are coming right back." The midget said "we are coming right baaack". I said yeah no give me back my money then. They then drove off and we chased them until we both got pulled over by cops.
I also apologise for accusing you of being a dealer, but the wording of your OP was kinda ambiguous. I imagined it as the midget buying drugs from you when he pulled out a shiv and threatened to remove your kneecaps.
Did the cops have special teeny, tiny handcuffs for the person of restricted growth?
Ahahaha, naw I didn't tell the cops what had happened but my friend did he ratted on everyone really. The girl who had robbed me with the midget had a warrant and she was arrested. She was balling her eyes out hysterically as they put her in handcuffs. I smiled and waved at her I cherish that memory. Idk what they did to the midget. I was too worried about going to jail.
She definitely caught me slipping. She was nice I let my guard down. She was supposed to get in their truck and bring it back. But when she got in the truck they drove off.
Im too honest
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To be fair to the OP, it sounds like they were the one who was robbed.
All they were doing was innocently hanging out in a dark alley and hoping to get rid of some spare opioids they happened to find in their medicine cabinet.
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I was actually trying to buy them from a girl who had me take her to a gas station to get them. She said hold on and my friend said yo she just jumped in a car and drove off. We chased them. They pulled over and I pulled up to them and there was a midget sitting in the middle seat. The girl said "we just had to go down the street to get it. We are coming right back." The midget said "we are coming right baaack". I said yeah no give me back my money then. They then drove off and we chased them until we both got pulled over by cops.
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Sorry, dude, but 🤣
I also apologise for accusing you of being a dealer, but the wording of your OP was kinda ambiguous. I imagined it as the midget buying drugs from you when he pulled out a shiv and threatened to remove your kneecaps.
Did the cops have special teeny, tiny handcuffs for the person of restricted growth?
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Ahahaha, naw I didn't tell the cops what had happened but my friend did he ratted on everyone really. The girl who had robbed me with the midget had a warrant and she was arrested. She was balling her eyes out hysterically as they put her in handcuffs. I smiled and waved at her I cherish that memory. Idk what they did to the midget. I was too worried about going to jail.
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I do such deal with both the cash and merchandise being exchanged at the same time.
If I don't see the merchandise, they don't see the cash.
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She definitely caught me slipping. She was nice I let my guard down. She was supposed to get in their truck and bring it back. But when she got in the truck they drove off.
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You'll do better next time....
You will be amazed at all the lessons of life you learn by the time your my age...
Have a great life...