Im terrified of monkeys

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All of them, chimps gorillas little ones. When I see them on tv I cringe and I would freak if I ever came across one irl. I dont think they are cute they are terrifying!

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  • Clunk42
    4 years ago

    Not a single one of the animals that you named was actually a monkey.

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  • KholatKhult
    4 years ago

    Apes scare the shit out of me too. They’re too smart but impossible to reason with.
    They’re like horny crackheads with tiger teeth and maxed out agility stats

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  • DIO
    4 years ago

    That's weird to be scared of your family.
    I guess you're not really into monkey business.

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  • Bazinga
    4 years ago

    Since chimps and gorillas are primates like us, your fears seem a bit irrational. In fact, chimps and gorillas can learn sign language to communicate with us in grammatically proper sentences. Perhaps your mind is just too primal and impulsive to objectively deal with these close relatives of humans.

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    • Fugazi,again
      4 years ago

      Nah, if you came across a pack of wild chimps, fear would definitely be an appropriate response

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      • raisinbran
        4 years ago

        they’ll eat your face off..

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        • Boojum
          4 years ago

          Quite right; those huge canine fangs aren't just for show.

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      • Aethylfritha
        4 years ago

        Yes! Its true chimps and babboons are violent and unpredictable.

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  • d0esnormalmatter
    4 years ago

    Fucking pussy ass chief

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  • Aethylfritha
    4 years ago

    Im not a fan of any of those

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  • Toledorwb
    4 years ago

    A lot of people are afraid of black people. It’s normal

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  • RoseIsabella
    4 years ago

    Primates can be kinda shitty creatures.

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  • [Old Memory]
    4 years ago

    What about people whose Chinese Zodiac is the monkey?

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