Im afraid of garden knomes and weasles under my bed!

Ever sence I was a little girl Ive had this crazy fear.
When I used to stay at my grandparents house and they put me to bed I used to sleep in the center of the bed. With the covers over my head and tucked under me, and I made sure to lay on my back, very still. I was always afraid that if I layed closer to one side or the other that the garden knomes (like travelositys) or weasles would reach thier arm around n grab me when I wasnt looking. I was afraid they would drag me under the bed to where they had a witches caldren and cook me! Thats why I slept in the middle, I tucked myself in so well so thier worker rats wouldnt come nibble on me. This was a huge fear of mine....good thing Ive gotten over that....

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  • I used to be afraid that count Olaf from lemony snicket had his theater crew watching my every move and try to marry me to get my 5 dollar bill.

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  • Me and my mates when where pissed go gnome hunting we scope the place take the gnome or gnomes or gnomettes or any garden ornament that looks funny and we smash the shit out off them it is the funniest coolest buzz ever u should try it they are nothing to fear off they fear ME LOL

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  • It's GNOMES with a friggin G

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  • Ruuuuuunnnnn the Knomes are coming!

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  • yeah right ur still afrad arent ya

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  • everyone has fears, some have the weirdest than others, this my friend is completely normal.

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