Is it normal wishing companies would update their scare tactics?

So I go in to work yesterday and there are two asst. managers there. They explain the task for the evening and say it has to be done 100% accurate because the International national state regional town local manager is stopping by. I do not know what his title is but some long winded corporate BS.

I asked, "doesn't that guy stop here once a week anyways?" I mean it is about once a week that they claim some big huge scary powerful corporate brasshole is coming by.

One of the asst. managers then said, "This one has never been here before". Oh well, damn, it must have been some OTHER International national state regional town local manager.

Ok so suppose this Interna... whatever guy does stop. Shouldn't he be used to the fact that our work place is always a mess?

I guess just hearing the SAME scare lines being spoken over and over just gets boring. Don't they have someone sitting around who can come up with new lines?

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  • IrishPotato

    Scare tactics?

    Sounds like an unprofessional environment. Looks like your office needs actually motivated employees.

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  • JD777

    I guess the real question is "why do they need scare tactics just to get people to do their job right." So, so glad I manage motivated professionals.

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  • Tato

    Two asst. managers? Do you work for Dunder Mifflin Paper Company, Inc.?

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    • drat

      “Assistant TO the regional manager...”

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      • Tato

        Assistant To the assistant To the regional manager.

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        • Boojum

          Facilitator to the Associate Liaison Assistant to the Vice Junior Assistant to the Sub-regional Forward Markets Associate Manager

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          • leggs91200

            THAT isn't a mouth full.

            By the time one gets to THAT low on the corporate ladder, it must be the retarded guy who cleans the bathrooms.

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  • SmokeEverything

    It would probably be better for them to get a spooky ghost to force you to work. Jobs are for sheep anyway.

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  • RoseIsabella

    Working in retail is Hell.

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