Is it normal when i tipple my badoo, the boffin encroaches on my schloony?

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So I'm in a nice deevorken skrim and I get to tippling my badoo. Next thing you know, the boffin ascends and stifles my schloony. All I can think of is to hoof the cumpkren into the vazool but that didn't work. Now I smell of pepperoni and dallayo necks.

Help?

Your vazool is probably kaprogen.	9
Tipple the skrim.	13
Don't hoof the cumpkren, you gootblick!! Smaggle it!	24
Roll in the jayweed of a harglebucket for 3 zaggs and a fligger.	13
Kavorgle yourself, you punderbowl!!	12
Pattbloom your schloony before skrimming.	14
Corgmob the boffin with a lipp of fegroosh.	10
Other	18

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Jeaneathean

11 years ago | pl

........and some of my posts have not been approved.......

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Fabulous

11 years ago | pl

You're fucked up

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RougeTheBat

11 years ago | pl

What the fuck have i stumbled upon?

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myownopinions

11 years ago

AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

*ahem

The morale of the story is that you should never tipple your badoo in the first place you punderbowl!

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  11 years ago
  
  If I don't tipple my badoo, my ferlorger suffers. If my ferlorger suffers, the befferer morgloofs and once the befferer morgloofs, everybody morgloofs. It's a never ending haddolomush.
  
  And who you calling a punderbowl, you cobbydunger!!
  
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  - MissCooper
    
    11 years ago
    
    Can someone please tell me what language this is, cause I really wana learn it!
    
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  - myownopinions
    
    11 years ago
    
    Well if you want to stop you ferlorger from suffering, you must take some gurfeldugs. They really help you with leknoggin.
    
    And excuse me! If I'm a cobbydunger then you're a quargedab.
    
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    - Anonymous Post Author
      
      11 years ago
      
      It takes a real cobbydunger to try to plafferate a norgelfurfer. Urf! For your juggilgurf, I don't need any help with my leknoggin.
      
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disthing

11 years ago

You've been drinking Spike Milligan again.

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Shrunk

11 years ago

Yeah that's perfectly cromulent

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kalihiboi808

11 years ago

What ruh hell is ris buhshet I am rearing! Ris is Rerse ren scooby mudderruckin roo!!!

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[Old Memory]

11 years ago

APHASIA

You are welcome.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  11 years ago
  
  Yes, I has drain bamage.
  
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  - [Old Memory]
    
    11 years ago
    
    And what else?
    
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charli.m

11 years ago

Buggrit! Millenium hand and shrimp! Trouser the lot of 'em!

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  11 years ago
  
  Trouser them indeed! Gaggolofuddy, hoooo!
  
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Dib

11 years ago

Normal.

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redoctober

11 years ago

Whorey of the Attentioney

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[email protected]

10 years ago

Go to Harlem,NYC,US and stand on a street corner,and ask the population there-instead of bothering us.

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Flaze

10 years ago

What the hell did I just read?

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King_Felix_IV

10 years ago

If your boffin stifles your shloony, that must mean the vorcrab is emphangled. I suggest you dapple some yarbrolian felopnum and jaype the frackle up. Mooshly, glarbles nowadays...

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andiedee

10 years ago

It's kinda Nadsat..the langauge used in clockwork orange.

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paynesgrey

11 years ago

Reminded me of a clockwork orange. Has someone kissed yer syphillsed yarbles?

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Hadleyhal

11 years ago

How about the dyslexic fellow who walked into a bra.

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noid

11 years ago

Gaelic or Welsh?

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TheThinkingJuan

11 years ago

What... The... Faulk... Did I just read??
Is this even English?

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hairyfairy

11 years ago

?????!

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Who_Fan4Life

11 years ago

Poopersnapper.

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squirrelgirl

11 years ago

Reminds me of the Jabberwock poem

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GODofGod

11 years ago

420 blaze it faggot

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bumblecreek

11 years ago

Someone's been listening to too much Rammstein.

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lex-dex

11 years ago

Excuse me, what language is this?

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  11 years ago
  
  It definitely isn't Smurf, Klingon or Russian.
  
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kingsleycrowne

11 years ago

smaggle for sure.

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suckonthis9

11 years ago

Perhaps, a haberdashery monger?

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  11 years ago
  
  Verglickingly not, more like a booverloon mackercoonth.
  
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  - suckonthis9
    
    11 years ago
    
    Archetypically logorheic jaberwock.
    
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    - [Old Memory]
      
      11 years ago
      
      This person has aphasia. It is a medical condition which means that you cannot express the correct words when writing.
      
      Why are you encouraging this divide in society with your unserious comment?
      
      Violation
      
      1.# hypocrisy
      
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Avant-Garde

11 years ago

This isn't Clockwork Orange. There's no need to talk to your "Droogies" because they aren't here. They don't exist...

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  11 years ago
  
  I've never even holkergelt a Clockwork Orange, so don't koofnelp that it's gooplernt.
  
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Are You Normal?

Is it normal when i tipple my badoo, the boffin encroaches on my schloony?