Is it normal when i take a large dump i call it a food baby?

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i use this terminology as it is slightly humorous and as I am a man and therefore have no idea what giving birth actually feels like, so I have arrived at the closest approximation.

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  • Redcoats
    8 years ago | pl

    I would assume child birth would be like trying to push a watermelon through your pee hole \:

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    • Darkoil
      8 years ago | pl

      Have you ever had a catheter in your dick? That's a tiny tube and it hurts like like hell.

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  • thegipsysail0r
    8 years ago | pl

    I call it dinner. Yum!

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  • Avant-Garde
    8 years ago | pl

    Haha. I like to think of my defecation sessions as giving birth to monstrous offspring.

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  • howaminotmyself
    8 years ago | pl

    A big shit does not feel like childbirth.

    But I often refer to the feeling of being full as a food baby. But really only if I ate a burrito. Burrito baby.

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  • Bluey_neilo
    8 years ago | pl

    Isn't it more like food corpse? It's had its lifetime in your digestive system.

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  • RoseIsabella
    8 years ago | pl

    I usually call that birthing a mud snake or a mean mud snake depending on how much fiber I've eaten.

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  • gummy_jr
    8 years ago | pl

    Don't name things because then you grow attached to them. It must be a horrifying experience after every dump :(

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  • CynicalOptimist
    8 years ago | pl

    God dammit that's gross, and I'm not even a particularly squeamish person.
    *pukes*

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