Is it normal when i fart, my husband says "did you hear thunder just now?"

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well sometimes i do ripper farts, they are huge and all base and make the floor vibrate. sometimes they scare my pets and sometimes i wake myself and my husband in the middle of the night letting one go. is it normal what my husband says?

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  • sweetpea29
    11 years ago | pl

    -.- once my sister did that to me and i woke up all scared saying the exact same thing your husband said!

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  • Ono
    11 years ago | pl

    My favorite comment I ever got was someone asking me if I heard the duck and they went looking for it.

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  • nightmare28
    11 years ago | pl

    My girl once scared the dog out of the room, no joking.

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  • disthing
    11 years ago | pl

    Did you smell thunder just now? It smells of ass.

    Yes it's normal your husband makes a joke when you produce loud noises out of your butt. It's called humour. Unless he genuinely thinks every time you fart it's thunder, in which case it's called stupidity :D

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  • clinger
    11 years ago | pl

    I'd be more concerned about your poor pets by the sounds of it.
    Animal lover! Not too gone on husbands though.

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  • Avant-Garde
    11 years ago | pl

    If they're that loud and destructive then you need to see a doctor!

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  • alv1592
    11 years ago | pl

    LOL!!

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  • [Old Memory]
    11 years ago | pl

    Totally normal I flatulate so powerfully it puts holes in my underwear. I am ThunderAss.

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  • dln.norts
    11 years ago | pl

    lite them up...... see if you can get a flame

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  • GuessWho
    11 years ago | pl

    You're doing it wrong.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxxsP7VWVN8

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  • JustDave
    11 years ago | pl

    Next time, make sure his face is wedged in between your ass cheeks so he can smell the ozone.

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