Is it normal when anyone says they have a crush i think it is me?

Pfft.

I wish someone had a crush on me, but that's never going to happen.

I know it's not me and I'm quite ok with that.

sometimes people go obsession. it's OK. just don't be Boast

When someone has a crush, I never assume it's me because I know it's not me and it'll never be me. lol

I hope it's you cause I don't want any trouble from the wife.