Is it normal wanting to be a cucumber?

I know this must sound crazy but I really would prefer to be a cucumber. Or at least a tree. I cannot be human anymore. I just can't. Or else I will be spiders.

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73% Normal
Based on 15 votes (11 yes)
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  • welkinson

    Cucumbers are cute.

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    • 309uf2o38yf

      No they aren't. they scare cats.

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      • I'm a dog person anyway. But poor cats. :/

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  • Issacelerx

    I am just wondering... how is a cucumber cute...and yes it's normal to want to be one.

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  • CuriousFruit

    Awe! Cucumbers are adorable! Kiwi’s too!

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  • You would LOVE being MY cucumber! 😜

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  • nikkiclaire

    Everyone knows that being a carrot is where it's at. Get with it.

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