Is it normal use italian dressing as lubricant?

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My girl's a little freaky. She wants me to have sex with her using Italian dressing as a lubricant.

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  • bbrown95
    3 years ago | pl

    That sounds like a recipe for infection.

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  • hauntedbysandwiches
    3 years ago

    Sounds painful-very acidic.

    Also 5/10 for the trolling

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  • dirtybirdy
    3 years ago

    Pour it on her booty hole and toss her salad.

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  • junies
    3 years ago

    This idea is dumb. I guess if you like getting infections down there then go for it.

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  • Boojum
    3 years ago

    Your girl clearly needs to spend some time reading the owner's manual for her body. She should pay particular attention to the section about the internal environment of her vagina and how introducing nutrients and liquids that aren't the same pH as her natural vaginal lubrication can bork the balance of the flora that live in her vagina and result in yeast infections.

    I'm a guy, so I've never experienced thrush, but I've heard that most women don't find it sexy or fun at all.

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  • raisinbran
    3 years ago

    only if you're eating meat salad

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  • rocketdave
    3 years ago

    It makes the creampie very tasty!

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    • FromTheSouthWeirdMan
      3 years ago

      Ewwww

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      • rocketdave
        3 years ago

        After I've fucked someone, male or female, I always lick them clean, don't you?

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        • FromTheSouthWeirdMan
          3 years ago

          Haha naw im not that freaky

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          • Sad18yo
            3 years ago

            I am ;)

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  • gregjm
    3 years ago

    whatever floats your boat.

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  • Meowypowers
    3 years ago

    No vinegar. Olive oilmus okay, i guess. But coconut oil is soo much better.

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  • farkelu
    3 years ago

    If she's Italian, then yes - it's normal. If she's Russian, try some thousand island!

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  • BleedingPain
    3 years ago

    Are you trying to grow an italian baby? Because thats not how this works...

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  • Tommythecaty
    3 years ago

    That’s not freaky at all, it’s not really anything except a waste of dressing

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    • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
      3 years ago

      you could dildo her up with a zucchini and have salad after

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      • Tommythecaty
        3 years ago

        🤮 food is for eating

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