Is it normal turning 40 in a month any suggestions 4 a great day?

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I can't drink .I get like adult add at the casino. Might go to the lake with the wife and the buddies go fishing and smoke weed.Or take the wife to the 80's time warp party and meet up with the buddies and have a laugh fest. Or be the fat dude surfing dunno yet.I am a boring guy.I feel like I gotta do something to celebrate getting this far yanno.

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  • mrsteve
    6 years ago | pl

    My fantasy when I reach 40 to have sex with a 18yr old college girl

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    • UnabashedUser
      6 years ago | pl

      18ers are amateurs. Gimme that 30 YO Milf who's been fucking and sucking for years. Practice makes it better.

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  • dirtybirdy
    6 years ago | pl

    At this point, I'm looking forward to 40. Don't know what will happen yet, or what I want to happen, but it'll be good nonetheless...I hope.

    Maybe leave it up to surprise?? Maybe the wife has something planned...?

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    • pizzabrowniesushi
      6 years ago | pl

      dude!!!!!!!!!!!when do you turn forty.she probably does but I wanna do something else really special maybe like the day before or something

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      • dirtybirdy
        6 years ago | pl

        I still have a few years ...I'm 37. But 30 was torture. At this point, i just don't care anymore.
        As for me, I'd love to go on a real camping trip. I've only been camping twice, and they were half assed, one night, last minute things. Still fun, but i want the real deal!

        I don't really know, i live under a rock :(

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  • Ratmanwakes
    6 years ago | pl

    Cheat on your wife as many times as you can without getting caught. This will be fun and add some much needed drama to your boring life.

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    • UnabashedUser
      6 years ago | pl

      Good advice. Hit a casino and find the most expensive hooker you can afford for an all nighter. Get her to do all those filthy nasty things the wife won't while you can still get hard dude. You'll treasure the memory forever. YOLO

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    • pizzabrowniesushi
      6 years ago | pl

      no don't want to do that.I couldn't find anyone half as good as her.

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  • pizzabrowniesushi
    6 years ago | pl

    this is a good idea. I went camping in my parents yard when I was a kid and made smores in the microwave.

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  • Takuto
    6 years ago | pl

    I have a great idea for a 40th birthday. Get a dictionary and learn some grammar.

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