IIN to wonder what women think about when they are having sex?

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  • NoraBaker
    11 years ago | pl

    A few think "omg omg omg, he's doing it, he's taking my flower! I'm a woman now! Finally a woman. W-O-M-A-N, say it again! Ooooh sexy me!"

    Some think "Oh, is he going to marry me??!" or "My dress is going to be SO perfect and beautiful!!!" or "Maybe I'll ask Athena to be my bridesmaid, no, Savannah!";

    Others think "Why didn't I choose his friend at the bar?" or "I can't feel anything, is he inside me already? Damn, it's so small!!" or "Is he gonna finish? I already faked mine. You're kidding me I have to moan louder than that???" or "Why did I even bother? Should've just used Mr. Good Vibes AND watched Inglorious Basterds again"

    While others "I really have to get Edna to clean the spider webs on these corners" "I hope he doesn't ask me to go on top" "zzzZzzzZzzzzz"

    But sometimes we'll just go, lightly "Uhh.... this... is... AWE...SO..ME...."

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