Is it normal to wish there were a bodily function museum?

How much would you be willing to pay for entry to such an exciting place? Just think of all the neat things?

Bottles of piss of famous people. Maybe used tampons from famous women.
The world's creamiest snot, maybe the worlds largest pile of boogers. The world's largest menstrual chunk.
Toenail clippings of actual NASCAR drivers.
Maybe the world's chunkiest puke.

Once a week you could hear the worlds loudest farts being cut. Entry would cost extra on that day though.

What would You like to see at such an exhibit?

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Based on 11 votes (6 yes)
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Comments ( 12 )
  • SunSnow

    It's free...visit my country

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    • raisinbran

      India?

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  • In one special scene, someone is gong to have a long piece of rubbery snot hanging out of each nostril and swing them around like nunchucks.

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  • d0esnormalmatter

    I don't think I would pay for that.

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  • raisinbran

    It’s novel enough that people might actually go... you could call it the gross museum and include bugs, cadavers, etc.

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  • CozmoWank

    A scale model of the world's longest human turd which measured 26 feet. Along with a reenactment of the event everyday at 9 and 3.

    https://unrealfacts.com/longest-human-poop-ever-recorded-amazing-26-feet/

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    • d0esnormalmatter

      Why a scale model?

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      • CozmoWank

        I'm sure the actual turd was damaged long ago in a flush and no longer suitable for display.
        If it's built to scale all parts are the right size in relation to each other. No nooks, crannies, or corn kernels will be left out of an accurate, lifesize depiction. Truth is power.

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        • d0esnormalmatter

          If it went straight into the toilet and was flushed than how could it have been measured?

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          • CozmoWank

            Maybe they measured it first, or the guy swallowed a tape measure.

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            • libertybell

              The pooping was done in a bowling alley, so they were able to measure it.

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  • libertybell

    Giant wads of phlegm that people coughed up.

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