Is it normal to wish there were a bodily function museum?
How much would you be willing to pay for entry to such an exciting place? Just think of all the neat things?
Bottles of piss of famous people. Maybe used tampons from famous women.
The world's creamiest snot, maybe the worlds largest pile of boogers. The world's largest menstrual chunk.
Toenail clippings of actual NASCAR drivers.
Maybe the world's chunkiest puke.
Once a week you could hear the worlds loudest farts being cut. Entry would cost extra on that day though.
What would You like to see at such an exhibit?