IIN to wish my dick was removable?

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  • Normally when I date someone, I'll chloroform them and pad lock a dog shock collar with the governing circuit taken out onto their neck, and link it to the remote and put it on my belt. That way I can just shock the hell out of them when they piss me off.

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