IIN to wish my dick was removable?

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  • VirgilManly
    8 years ago | pl

    I suppose you could just use a knife to remove it.

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    • RoseIsabella
      8 years ago | pl

      *Offers the Gorilla a banana*
      ;-)

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      • wistfulmaiden
        8 years ago | pl

        I wish male penises were retractable like most animals. Makes sense from an aesthetic and practical point no?

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        • RoseIsabella
          8 years ago | pl

          Actually, I like a nice shlong, but kosher of course.

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          • wistfulmaiden
            8 years ago | pl

            of course.
            Im not gonna lie I prefer "off with their heads"!

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            • RoseIsabella
              8 years ago | pl

              Hahaha... No beheading.
              >:-O
              I'm just not a fan of turtleneck sweaters.
              ;-)

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              • wistfulmaiden
                8 years ago | pl

                me neither.
                Ive only seen photos but that was bad enough. *no offense to anyone meant, Im American and Ive been conditioned that way!)

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      8 years ago | pl

      No, I want it to be detachable like a screw in or a clip on dick, know what I'm sayin?

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      • modernism
        8 years ago | pl

        What would be there once you remove it? Would there be a hidden vagina or something? Gotta think these things through.

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        • sexysonofsam
          8 years ago | pl

          I concur, once off, what the fuck to do? Do you fulfill your life long fantasy of giving yourself a blowjob or what? do you shove it up your arse to see what your girlfriend is always bitching about or what? what to do, what to do? Do you suddenly find out you have a hidden vagina and start fingering it or what? what, what, what? these voices continuously asking me these questions are driving me over the edge...what if the edge is not real?

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          • modernism
            8 years ago | pl

            Lol, all of the above, I'd assume. If you're going to have a removable dick, you can't just be like "OH! Isn't this neat?" then screw it back on. That defeats the point.

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