Is it normal to want to rub my nose against dr. phil's mustache?

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I'm just very confused at this point about my mental health and urges. I see Dr. Phil's mustache as an artform and I'm not hesitant to just bury my nose into it.

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Based on 16 votes (9 yes)

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Tato

4 years ago

I don't think a lot of people desire this.
Are you talking bout upside-down spiderman thing, or more like from the side? Or maybe you just wanna lock lips?

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  4 years ago
  
  I mean take my nose and rub it on Dr. Phil's mustache. Not in a sexual way. I just like his mustache and my nose likes it too.
  
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  - Tato
    
    4 years ago
    
    So like cuddling then! Yeah, sure, I guess.
    
    Try and look for Dr. Phil pillowcases. Not gonna feel like his mustache, but perhaps it'll do the trick.
    
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    - Anonymous Post Author
      
      4 years ago
      
      If he cut off his mustache I would want it seperate from him.
      
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      - Tato
        
        4 years ago
        
        If it's not about Dr. Phil, then maybe buy a fake mustache that suits your needs, or even diy at home. The pillow part is only to make it comfy against your face/head if you decide to stick it to something.
        
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    - Anonymous Post Author
      
      4 years ago
      
      No not like that. I don't care about the rest of Dr. Phil just the mustache.
      
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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  4 years ago
  
  No not that.. just the mustache.. it's complicated..
  
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Anonymous Post Author

4 years ago

Thanks for the support here guys! Every therapist I've ever had combined couldn't have solved this one. I've finally found the light in this world. I will finally go to bed happy!!!

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d0esnormalmatter

4 years ago

What can't you just watch porn like the rest of us? Your being so high-maintenance.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  4 years ago
  
  Not in a sexual way though.. I'm straight. I just want to rub my nose on something that's all. All of my therapists say the same thing you do and I just don't think it's right.
  
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ellnell

4 years ago

Mustaches are hot

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  4 years ago
  
  I just like rubbing my nose against them. Everyone sees this as sexual but it's not. Just the art of facial fur itself is what my nose generally prefers in this situation.
  
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dimwitted

4 years ago

Steve Harvey's is better.

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- Sad18yo
  
  4 years ago
  
  Tom Selleck’s is pretty awesome too, amiright?
  
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  - Anonymous Post Author
    
    4 years ago
    
    Yes it's just true art.
    
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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  4 years ago
  
  I'll check it out.
  
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[Old Memory]

4 years ago

Don't we all?

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  4 years ago
  
  Does this mean I'm normal?? :)))
  
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  - [Old Memory]
    
    4 years ago
    
    Not when you say it like that
    
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RoseIsabella

4 years ago

... and how's that working out for ya?

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  4 years ago
  
  Very well. I bought a fake replica of Dr. Phil's mustache and I just do some serious nose rubbing for 5 hours straight everyday.
  
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  - RoseIsabella
    
    4 years ago
    
    Good for you, enjoy yo self!
    
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donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

4 years ago

i wanna rub a baseball bat along dr phils mustache cause hes an astronomical cunt

and the correct mustache yall should be infatuated with is sam eliott

or maybe gene shalit

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  4 years ago
  
  Ok I got some serious nose rubbing to do in that case. Added those mustaches to my list as well. Thanks for the help. :)
  
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- Clunk42
  
  4 years ago
  
  He's quite often right, though.
  
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