I do the nervous spaceman! I pretend I'm an X-wing and my girlfriend is the Death Star... Line it up with the "exhaust port" and fire proton torpedoes! It takes longer than in the movie... but once I finish, I run out of the room naked as fast as possible while making spaceship sounds.
And my girlfriend yells "KABOOOOM!!!"
No, we don't do that...
But my made up bullshit sounds more fun and nicer than yours. Why would you kick the little lady in the shin after making a mess on her face? That's just mean.
That reminded me of the Star Wars role playing in the Big Bang Theory, “prepare the landing bay doors, shuttle craft approaching”. I don’t have to be asexual to be confused by those word choices.
Iin to want to do 'the angry pirate' with my partner?
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I do the nervous spaceman! I pretend I'm an X-wing and my girlfriend is the Death Star... Line it up with the "exhaust port" and fire proton torpedoes! It takes longer than in the movie... but once I finish, I run out of the room naked as fast as possible while making spaceship sounds.
And my girlfriend yells "KABOOOOM!!!"
No, we don't do that...
But my made up bullshit sounds more fun and nicer than yours. Why would you kick the little lady in the shin after making a mess on her face? That's just mean.
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That reminded me of the Star Wars role playing in the Big Bang Theory, “prepare the landing bay doors, shuttle craft approaching”. I don’t have to be asexual to be confused by those word choices.