Is it normal to want to become a tomato

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So ive been thinking for a while now what it would be like to be a tomato. I dont particularly eat tomatos. But I want to become one so I can escape from the troubles of this world. And not just any tomato, a tomato that can't die. No matter if im smashed, ground into ketchup, digested, or flushed down a toilet. Ill know that in the end, The life of a tomato is groovy!

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  • thegypsysailor
    7 years ago | pl

    A severe brain trauma could turn you into a vegetable, but I don't know if it would necessarily be a tomato.

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    • Holzman_67
      7 years ago | pl

      yeah considering tomato is a fruit.

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      • thegypsysailor
        7 years ago | pl

        Wow, you're so smart! Can I have your autograph? I'm in awe of your fucking mental prowess, but you seem to lack any sense of humor.

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        • Holzman_67
          7 years ago | pl

          They say knowledge is knowing that tomato is a fruit, wisdom is not putting it in your fruit salad.

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          • thegypsysailor
            7 years ago | pl

            Though I did know a tomato was a fruit, it seemed more fun to call it a vegetable for the purposes of this thread, but now I see you are right.
            Obviously, the OP wants to become a fruit. Open those closet doors wide, OP.

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  • TheInvisibleMan
    7 years ago | pl

    If you're a tomayto then that's cool, if you're a tomahto then you've got a serious f*ckin problem and need to go get help.

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