Is it normal to wake up most mornings with

... pain in your abdomen that won't go away until you've had a very big fart - or three? I'd be amazed if my neighbours didn't hear it some mornings.

I'm sometimes woken up just by this. I mean, is it really that hard for my body to just fart in my sleep?

Does anyone else get this?

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Based on 64 votes (13 yes)
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Comments ( 24 )
  • Nothing like a good forceful fart to start the day. Just make sure you don’t shit yourself while doing it.

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  • DeadRatKing

    You've got it better than me. I shit my bed every night, it's getting really aggravating having to wash the sheets every night because I shit the bed. How the fuck do I stop shitting the bed?

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  • RuiAndrRivers

    If it happens often and with big pain it's probably not normal. You might want a check up just to be sure

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  • jethro

    I have woken myself up with a good fart in the morning.

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    • "Peter? Wake up; your fart didn't go off until 8:30!"

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  • Lactose maybe? What is the last meal you eat before bed. Maybe keep a food diary

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  • Columbusbiguy

    I usually wake up with a boner.

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    • DeathXN

      Yeah, me too.

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  • Are you supposed to fart in your sleep? I don’t think I do in my sleep but I do have ibs so according to everyone here that’s probably my reason.

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  • GaelicPotato

    Sounds like IBS

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    • RoseIsabella

      I have IBS.

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      • GaelicPotato

        Does it sound like it?

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        • RoseIsabella

          It could be, but only a doctor can say for sure.

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          • GaelicPotato

            Getting kinda tired of all these stupid motherfuckers coming in here with their medical questions.

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          • GaelicPotato

            Yup.

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  • Ho0ligan

    sounds like ibs, it’s not normal if you shart every morning.

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    • No sharting, just farting. But thanks.

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  • Doesnormalmatter

    If you sleep with something up there then yeah.

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    • Nope.

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      • Doesnormalmatter

        Then I am out of ideas. Sorry mate.

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  • LloydAsher

    Irritable bowel syndrome?

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    • I really hope not 😣

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