Thankies :D
How did you know I was lactose intolerant, Op? Were you spying on me? No matter. Lactose or no lactose, I shall steal all your precious chocolates for myself and gobble them all down!
See, when I have nothing to do, I just come on here and read post after post. I get to know things about you guys..
I know you don't like your home.
You take tremendous pride in your job but you feel you deserve a promotion.
Blackie died and you still miss him.
You lost a lot of weight.
You are unhappy with your boobs. Especially the left one.
Your name starts with a J.
Some guy stole your strapon.
You like hentai and yaoi (spelling?)
I also read old posts and wind up learning about other users here. Though my much older answers on this site are not actually mine. I used to let other people who were too lazy to make an account here use my account to answer stuff here. Though the stuff you mentioned about me just now is 99.9 percent accurate. The only thing you got wrong is Blackie's gender. lol
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IIN to think this about you all?
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That is totally how I pictured you :D
And you know what? There is nothing wrong with that :)
You are a good person.
I will now eat a chocolate. I won't share because your intestines will explode. I'm accommodating like that.
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Thankies :D
How did you know I was lactose intolerant, Op? Were you spying on me? No matter. Lactose or no lactose, I shall steal all your precious chocolates for myself and gobble them all down!
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Haha :D
I just know stuff :)
See, when I have nothing to do, I just come on here and read post after post. I get to know things about you guys..
I know you don't like your home.
You take tremendous pride in your job but you feel you deserve a promotion.
Blackie died and you still miss him.
You lost a lot of weight.
You are unhappy with your boobs. Especially the left one.
Your name starts with a J.
Some guy stole your strapon.
You like hentai and yaoi (spelling?)
Well.. you get the point :)
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I also read old posts and wind up learning about other users here. Though my much older answers on this site are not actually mine. I used to let other people who were too lazy to make an account here use my account to answer stuff here. Though the stuff you mentioned about me just now is 99.9 percent accurate. The only thing you got wrong is Blackie's gender. lol
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A guy stole your strapon?
What the hell is the world coming to?
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Yep. I'm 99.9 percent sure he took it. Why he did, I'll never know. lol
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Sick bastard.
Blackie was a girl?! :O
I did not know that.
*bows my head in shame* :(
I am a failure, noooo.
*tries to slit my wrists with Doritos, hoping chocolate sauce will pour out*
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Chocolate sauce won't appease me you fool! Only your cinnamon sugar flavored cerebrospinal fluid will satisfy my great thirst!
*sticks a straw in your head and drinks*
MMMMMM!!! That is some good brain fluids!