Is it normal to think my town's post office is evil?

wtf..demons, and their favorite food is apples?? have you ever been admitted anywhere like an institution? because the stuff you're saying is not normal.
honestly i'd be a little scared to meet you in real life.

Dementia is an awful thing. I love the smell of apples <3

-sigh-, grow up

Forgive me, but do you have a history of mental illness? Have you ever been on drugs?

shove garlic between your buttcheeks and they'll surely leave you alone

kill the post officer!!

Considering we're afraid of a weirdo, my scheme is The Behavioural Skills Scheme, and weirdos will in the future argue with me about this and I will run a system in a discussion of normal behaviour.

For crying out loud, you don't behave justly by laughing at this serious problem. I say more Greek mythology and less demonology!!!!

LOOOOOOOOL

Dannykanes is hilarious! Hahaha :-X

Thank god it doesn't smell like peaches, because then you'd be under an anthrax attack. But seriously, it sounds like a case for Ghost Hunters!

Hahahahhahahahhahaah you're an apple! :-D

I'd imagine someone with a po box goes a lot. Haha

but apples smell good...

Yep, I suspect demons!

No.. Really, it's an odd tie to make, I'd ignore it. How often does one go to a post office anyway?

Something smells of apples and your first thought are demons. Where the hell do you live, in Transylvania?

I thought demons ate kittens...