Is it normal to think a shapeshifter is eating people at my job?

One of the managers I work with got married and moved away, then another girl just randomly moved to another state, and now another one of the managers is acting strange and working harder than normal. Im starting to think that a shapeshifter ate the first two and made up the stories that they moved away because they can only replicate one person at a time and has now replaced the third person. I made a joke about it but now Im actually very scared that somebody else is going to "move away" soon and the shapeshifter is onto me and plus they can read thoughts I believe. Is there anything I can do? I lost my VHS copy of sleepwalkers but I watched the trailer on youtube and it seems to be whats going on here.

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  • SwickDinging

    Yup, I'm afraid that you are correct. Shapeshifters are very real. You should be afraid.

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    • SmokeEverything

      Im not really afraid, the current situatiion is the shapeshifter cant replace myself and itself at the same time, Im not sure how to get rid of it though. I can burn sage or stuff like that but I don't think its a shadow walker or djinn so that probably wont help.

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  • RoseIsabella

    You sound like you're either on drugs, or a paranoid schizophrenic.

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    • SmokeEverything

      i thought we were friends. I saw the reptillian eyes man im not crazy.

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      • RoseIsabella

        I'm not trying to be mean, but I don't think that stuff is real.

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        • SmokeEverything

          I didn't until i saw clear evidence of it happening

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          • Isuckdickdaily69

            you didn't see clear evidence idiot

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  • Doesnormalmatter

    Seems legit

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    • I forgot one part, one of the people who left came back to visit but then had to leave "before the manager showed up" which makes me think they're both the same shapeshifter

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  • soniiiety

    becareful dude, you want my help? I am an experieced psychic.

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    • What should I do in this situation?

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      • soniiiety

        do you use discord? add me on there, you could try calling on a pleiadian alien/arcturian or even spirit guide, or ask golden source.

        theres more but. i don't want to post it all on here since its too long

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  • Freedom_

    You must live in Bon Temps?

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  • noid

    No

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    • soniiiety

      yes!

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