Is it normal to take a shit in inappropriate places as revenge

When the cashier gives me the wrong change. Or a store does anything that pisses me off in any way, I get back at them by going in the bathroom and taking a dump in the sink. Or if people are around, I'll fish it out of the toilet and put it in the sink when no one is looking. I also often piss all over the floor. I do this often.

Also, I took a shit in my girlfriend's drawer and hid it for her to find once when she did some bullshit that pissed me off. Then another time I thought she was flirting with this other guy. And instead of hiding it in the drawer, I picked it up and put it in the car and hid it in the glovebox. She didn't even find it for a while, just said that the car reeked of shit lol. She did eventually find it though.

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Comments ( 19 )
  • Jattai

    Sounds completely childish. People won't feel hurt by your actions as intended they'll just think you're an idiot with very low level intelligence. You dont exactly have good conflict resolution skills. I suggest looking into how to develop them as you seem to be stuck in a very infantile phase of development.

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    • Actually, I'm a genius. But people don't seem to see it, I'm very misunderstood.

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      • Jattai

        I don't think so. More likely just a bored troll

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        • No, I am a true genius. A truly enlightened person, and anyone who thinks otherwise can go fuck themselves. I am A GOD

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          • Jattai

            Also delusional

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      • I believe you bud, you don't deserve all them thumbs down

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  • SwickDinging

    You don't have a girlfriend lol

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  • Iszzy123

    Let us pray 🙏🏾

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    • Jattai

      Lol

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  • RoseIsabella

    I doubt this is real, but I will humor you, and say that you will eventually get caught, and arrested.

    The dead giveaway that this is a troll is when you mention that you have a girlfriend, which seems unlikely.

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    • Bazinga

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      Yes, and sentenced to death for neglecting to use toilet paper. Take that, OP, you unhygienic troll. ☹️

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

    i know someone who put a dogshit from the yard in the butter keeper as a joke on his wife

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    • That's a great idea, I'll need to try that!!!!

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  • jethro

    Bad impression of a troll. You need to work at it a bit.

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  • You r a genius

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  • Jattai

    You have to be the same guy who does shit in his girlfriends sock drawer

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    • Yeah, I did that. She was pissed, and she tried to make me see a therapist. I went once, and the guy started saying all the ways I was fucked up. And I went back once, intentionally stepped in dog shit and "accidentally" got it all over the fucker's rug. It was awesome :) I turned the worst experience of my life into something pretty awesome!

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  • JustinAnderson

    You are stupid

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  • Cuntsiclestick

    I like vanilla cake. It's basic, yet sweet, and I can use whatever shade of food coloring I want on it to make it look pretty.

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