Is it normal to sit on the sprinkler heads?

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Ok I promise this isn't a troll, dead serious. When I was 7, my parents installed the sprinkler system at my house and one day, I fall on my bottom and the sprinkler head went through my shorts and up my ass. It hurt the first time but I also got this strange pleasure from it... I can't describe it.

Since that day, though, every other night or so, I go out to an area of my backyard that they can't see from any of the windows at like, 2 a.m. and sit in the sprinkler head, you know? Is it normal or weird or anything?

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  • ramek
    8 years ago | pl

    Invite your friends and family, do it in front of them so they can tell you if it's normal or not so.

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  • Justnerdyme
    7 years ago | pl

    Whatever gets you going at the 'end of the day'.

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  • sexysonofsam
    8 years ago | pl

    wait until the sprinkler system is about to switch on then irrigate your bowels at the same time

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