Iin to set the scene and call people when masturbating

A few years ago I was at work...cleaning a bathroom for an elderly couple and my phone rang. I had just washed my hands so I answered it. It was a guy that I didn't know and he's like hey jessica, it's..I forget his name.. I'm like sorry dude, wrong number. He's like oh you're the not the girl I met last night? I say haha, nope not me, man. He said I had a sexy voice and asked if I like stockings...I was like um dude I'm working and what in the world?? So he figured I must have nice legs being a cleaning lady and all, so he was all molesting himself and stuff. It was funny but come on now, there's octogenarians in the vacinity! So anyway, he was clearly beating off and got the job done, from what I could tell. I found it rather amusing.