Is it normal to set the scene and call people when masturbating

Sometimes i purposely set aside time to get naked with all the visual and necessary aids, lube, vibrators, porn movies, mags etc. Make the room dark and get busy.
I make sure i have the time for extended play, an hr or two usually. All pretty normal up til now, i think ? The kicker is i get right off on calling numbers and talking to females about made up issues, not sex lines although i have called hotlines for sexual problems which are non existant. This allows me to continue for a long time without ejaculating and when i do its mindblowingly intense and harder with more than the usual amount of semen.
The end result means im slightly addicted to my "alone time" and phone calls however i sometimes feel guilty for using the person on the other end inappropriately.

Ps. I otherwise have a perfectly normal sex life.

Anyone thoughts would be appreciated

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  • TareBear20

    hi, uhh, I'd like to order a pizza *fap fap* .. Gimme the extra *fap* mushrooms and the onions *FAP FAP* XD

    I'm yanking your chain, bro. :P
    Whatever gets you off, I guess .. 0.0

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  • Randomy11

    Im sure some of the call recipients catch on and play along, ive even had some suggest "masturbation" as a relief mechanism, "

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  • dirtybirdy

    A few years ago I was at work...cleaning a bathroom for an elderly couple and my phone rang. I had just washed my hands so I answered it. It was a guy that I didn't know and he's like hey jessica, it's..I forget his name.. I'm like sorry dude, wrong number. He's like oh you're the not the girl I met last night? I say haha, nope not me, man. He said I had a sexy voice and asked if I like stockings...I was like um dude I'm working and what in the world?? So he figured I must have nice legs being a cleaning lady and all, so he was all molesting himself and stuff. It was funny but come on now, there's octogenarians in the vacinity! So anyway, he was clearly beating off and got the job done, from what I could tell. I found it rather amusing.

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    • So you have nice legs ?

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      • dirtybirdy

        I think so. They aint no chicken legs. I have sturdy birdy legs. Strong and not very long.

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