Is it normal to see a kick-ass guitar-playing clown in a near death experience?

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I was in a car crash recently and the doctors said that i was dead for approximately 5 minutes. And during those minutes, all i could remember was that i was in a dark room with a bright light and a kick-ass clown playing some sweet-ass metal guitar solos with his kick-ass flying V guitar.

Is this normal?

Is It Normal?
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  • ComboBreaker
    13 years ago | pl

    Defies the whole saint peter at the pearly gates bollocks dosnt it.

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  • BunFun
    10 years ago | pl

    im off to crash my car ill let you know how it goes. BunFun out.

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  • [Old Memory]
    13 years ago | pl

    I saw the clown too!

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  • BobRossMinion
    13 years ago | pl

    You stole this from Demetri Martin's episode Space. ha ha.

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  • mermaid
    13 years ago | pl

    ...was it Buckethead?
    If so, he IS Godly.

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  • [Old Memory]
    13 years ago | pl

    Says a lot about the state of mind you need to be in to appreciate metal: comatose if not brain dead!!!

    Ha, ha, ha - sorry I couldn't resist!

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  • BunFun
    10 years ago | pl

    We need more people like you!

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  • Beerminator1
    10 years ago | pl

    Can't answer to that, I've never been dead.

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  • coolio75650932
    11 years ago | pl

    thats heavin for ya XD i had somthing like this but instead it was the devil trying to stab me but i was all pro on his ass and i pulled out a glock and caped his ass then i woke up in the hospital with dual arm casts i was the most popular kid in high school after that. the boy who lived XD

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  • PoisonFlowers
    13 years ago | pl

    Haha cool. It'd be interesting if many people see the same kick-ass guitar playing clown when KOed :P

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  • averageguy3662
    13 years ago | pl

    Wow way to take from Demitri Martin. How about asking a serious question now huh? People have near-death experiences every day and it can be a traumatic or life-changing event. Stop it. You aren't funny.

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