Is it normal to rub my balls on fruit before the store opens?

I hope a Brazilian spider crawls out of a banana bunch and bites your sack.

no.

Some places have hidden cameras. Watch out!

Ahaha.

EW! WTF no that's not normal.. I don't want some apples that people have rubbed their balls on

I understand why you feel this way. You want your personal man scent on the fruit so when a woman bites into subconsciously she'll inhale the scent under your balls and the next time she enters the store perhaps she'll smell your scent and already be familiar with you thus on your way to getting maximum pussy. HOWEVER. I always wash my fruit first

It doesn't matter. Everybody knows you're supposed to wash your fruit before you eat it.

I've never worked in a fruit stand, so I'll just say probably.

Thanks for the gross mental picture lol. I'll wash my apples before I eat them from now on or maybe not if I'm too lazy.