Is it normal to read things in my head with a heavy scottish accent

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like I cant even read what im putting down without seeing as " leik ah cannae eiven reed wat am putten doon wethoot seeing as. its so weird, I don't know where it came from but its starting to seep into my speech and my typing

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Holzman_67

3 years ago | pl

That’s the scotovirus, very small death rate, non contagious but utterly maddening

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- Boojum
  
  3 years ago | pl
  
  Unfortunately, it's also incurable, but there is an established palliative care protocol: an intravenous drip of Irn-Bru and a diet of macaroni pies and fried Mars bars. With this treatment, patients have been known to survive to be as old as forty.
  
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Ummitsstillme

3 years ago | pl

Aye.

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RoseIsabella

3 years ago | pl

I love me some Craig Ferguson!

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- donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
  
  3 years ago | pl
  
  whats the difference between the rollin stones and a scotsman?
  
  the rollin stones say 'hey you get off my cloud'
  
  the scotsman say 'hey mccloud get off my ewe'
  
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ellnell

3 years ago | pl

I love scottish. I'm gonna start doing this too

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donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

3 years ago | pl

its fuckin weird to be addin accents inta yalls writins

who the fuckre yall ewan mcconnery?

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- Fugazi,again
  
  3 years ago | pl
  
  Fuck up ballbag
  
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  - donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
    
    3 years ago | pl
    
    learn to work the saxophone and ill play just what i feel
    
    drink scotch whisky all night long and die behind the wheel
    
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    - Fugazi,again
      
      3 years ago | pl
      
      Exactly
      
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bigbigchungus

2 years ago | pl

im jealous

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BlackButler

3 years ago | pl

Especially if it makes you laugh or transports you.

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AnnieWoods888

3 years ago | pl

I do it

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bigbudchonga

3 years ago | pl

You've cursed us all...

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smartbunny

3 years ago | pl

😂I'm dead lol

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Fugazi,again

3 years ago | pl

Aye pal, im from northern Ireland so it's not that much of a difference. I noticed that a lot of irish people put on a scottish accent when they are being sarcastic. Have you seen Limmy's Show?

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Cuntsiclestick

3 years ago | pl

Perhaps the isolation from the pandemic has left you bored? Sounds like a fun thing to do. XD

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raisinbran

3 years ago | pl

It's Brexit.

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litelander8

3 years ago | pl

It’s normal if you’re Scottish..? Too much Outlander for you!

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