Is it normal to read things in my head with a heavy scottish accent

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like I cant even read what im putting down without seeing as " leik ah cannae eiven reed wat am putten doon wethoot seeing as. its so weird, I don't know where it came from but its starting to seep into my speech and my typing

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  • Holzman_67
    3 years ago

    That’s the scotovirus, very small death rate, non contagious but utterly maddening

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    • Boojum
      3 years ago

      Unfortunately, it's also incurable, but there is an established palliative care protocol: an intravenous drip of Irn-Bru and a diet of macaroni pies and fried Mars bars. With this treatment, patients have been known to survive to be as old as forty.

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  • Ummitsstillme
    3 years ago

    Aye.

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  • RoseIsabella
    3 years ago

    I love me some Craig Ferguson!

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    • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
      3 years ago

      whats the difference between the rollin stones and a scotsman?

      the rollin stones say 'hey you get off my cloud'

      the scotsman say 'hey mccloud get off my ewe'

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  • ellnell
    3 years ago

    I love scottish. I'm gonna start doing this too

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
    3 years ago

    its fuckin weird to be addin accents inta yalls writins

    who the fuckre yall ewan mcconnery?

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    • Fugazi,again
      3 years ago

      Fuck up ballbag

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      • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
        3 years ago

        learn to work the saxophone and ill play just what i feel

        drink scotch whisky all night long and die behind the wheel

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        • Fugazi,again
          3 years ago

          Exactly

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  • bigbigchungus
    3 years ago

    im jealous

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  • BlackButler
    3 years ago

    Especially if it makes you laugh or transports you.

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  • AnnieWoods888
    3 years ago

    I do it

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  • bigbudchonga
    3 years ago

    You've cursed us all...

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  • smartbunny
    3 years ago

    😂I'm dead lol

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  • Fugazi,again
    3 years ago

    Aye pal, im from northern Ireland so it's not that much of a difference. I noticed that a lot of irish people put on a scottish accent when they are being sarcastic. Have you seen Limmy's Show?

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  • Cuntsiclestick
    3 years ago

    Perhaps the isolation from the pandemic has left you bored? Sounds like a fun thing to do. XD

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  • raisinbran
    3 years ago

    It's Brexit.

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  • litelander8
    3 years ago

    It’s normal if you’re Scottish..? Too much Outlander for you!

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